Checking In
July 17, 2008Good golly miss Molly, I’m a lazy Guv’ner. I get this new blog all set up and I don’t post anything because my life has been all crazy and I have momentarily lost all my funny. If I had it to begin with. If you see it please return it to me, immediately. You’ll recognize it as it will be a bloody stump crying by a road side somewhere.
So obviously I may have lost the funny but I still haven’t lost the ability to type absurd and obnoxious things or talk about myself in the third person.
I have a little headache today I’ve been cultivating all day. I’ve tried to caffeinate it and swallowed some Tylenol but it’s insistent on staying. It may be the very entity that’s stolen the funny. I don’t know.
Also someone might want to tell me why iTunes is such a little bitch. I download all my music from my iPod to my current computer and the computer won’t let me play any of the music that I bought from iTunes, even though I’m using iTunes. It’s not “authorized”. WTF? I paid for those songs therefore I should own them like I would a CD. I should be able to play them whenever and wherever I damn well please, you Hitleresque buffoons. Apple sucks. I will go on record as saying this. If anyone knows of a way I can get those 200 songs to play somehow without having to re-purchase them or download them free illegally, be sure to let me know, otherwise I’m going to go steal them and beat someone up at Apple till their innards explode.
Fuckers. Goddamn iTunes.
So, if you get whacked sometime in the not-too-distant future, we’ll know to go after Steve Jobs. Asshole.
Although I use iTunes to set a shining example for my children (look, boys! Mom’s a sucker who follows the letter of the law and blows a wad on music I could download for free – everyone follow me!!), I hate it and its little quirks.
LOVE the site, Guv – and I know you haven’t lost the funny. It’s still just hung from your holiday (hence the poundin’ bean).
Advils strong tea and a hot bath – works like a charm.
The Baroness has a good point. Strong tea and a hot bath do work like a charm. And in your case, maybe add some soap and add some of Scotland’s finest.
It’s really really good to have you back.
Steve Jobs was just WAITING for you to ask!
Also, your co-workers at the moment may not appreciate Bon Jovi blaring nonstop over your PC speakers. Because you love Bon Jovi.
Baroness: I will strangle Steve Jobs with my own two hands if we ever meet. Damn him and his exclusivity. I paid all that money and can’t play the songs, lovely. Fucking fucker. I am still sulking. Yes, I am. I might right Apple a strongly worded letter after which I’m sure they’ll change their policies IMMEDIATELY. Yes…
Gnugs: You mean IRN BRU? Because I just happen to have some in the fridge. Or did you mean that other nonsense made from rye?
DP: Oh YOU love Bon Jovi. You have his life sized poster on the wall where he’s topless and oiled up and flexing. And wearing a headband.
What do you think I masturbate to? Nothing BUT Bon Jovi!
dude, i bet our senses of humor went on vacation together. i miss them.
i mean, i hate them.
i mean, fuck ‘em.
Dopey: I KNOW THAT. Duh.
Franki: It must be that time of year. Next I’ll be knitting and writing about it. Then you have my permission to come down here and shoot me in the kneecaps.
Yahoo…I found your sense of your on the side of the road. Well, it’s either that or a deceased squirrel. Either way I’m mailing it to you on Monday.
And by “your sense of your” I mean sense of humor. Hopefully I’ll find my “spellcheck” on the way to the post office.
Suze: It’s ok. I speak gibberish. I understood!
I have nothing funny to say but I do know you need to authorize the new computer to play the tunes. you can authorize up to 5 computers I think … been there, so I know, I think, maybe …
oh and I forgot, the authorize thing is under preferences in itunes … maybe not preferences but you do it through itunes that much I remember
Eslocura: Merci beaucoup!! However that will not work for me for reasons too long to get into namely the songs were purchased under an account in someone else’s name that I now have no access to! Thanks anyway though.