Ten Photos From My Work Computer

I’m sure you all wonder on a daily basis what sort of pictures I have kept on my work PC.  Well I did some research into this and let me show you dear friends.  Some of them baffle even me.

1. ARAFAT AND A PICKLE

and why not...

No computer is complete without a photo of a hapless dictator and a pickled legume.  Even if it is the result of a cunning photoshop.

2.  STUFF YOU MIGHT NEVER WANT TO BUY

Not even if I was hammered

Everyone’s dreamed about their ideal candy flavor.  However, I’m not sure ass fits into my candy fantasy… Unless it’s eating candy of some hottie’s ass and even then, EW.

3. A PUSSY EATS A PUSSY

Again, who cares if it’s Photoshopped, it’s CLASSIC.

4. CHEESY, GRINNING HUMAN IN GIANT VAGINA

Vagina Man never needs to ask for directions

5. MORE STUFF YOU CAN AVOID EATING

And you are welcome to it, Esse

6. SMOOTH GUY IN CHAPS

Sometimes this stuff writes itself…

7. MAKING FUN OF MORONS

Not really the hilarious captions they could’ve come up with but a giant “A” for “Attempt at belittling a homophobic idiot”.

8.  HUH?

WTF?

9.  STUFF WE NEED DESPERATELY

I could drive in either lane

10. MORE STUFF YOU MAY FIND UNAPPETIZING

No thank you. Really.

And I only reached files started with “L”!